Editorials

It's The Most Somethingst Time Of The Year

Benjamin Bryant

Dec 21, 2022 • 3 min read

It sure is.

Here are some pictures from 2022 that I’m going to delete from my phone. Maybe. Enjoy the holidays!

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A blurry image of half of 'Ferris the Crab' a Rust mascot — Trying to take a picture of 'Ferris the Crab' but it moved. Unexpected for a plushie

Image of D&D tokens on a computer screen — Some D&D tokens I was creating before discovering the print screen button.

Image of Trainer on a left leg — Shoe on left leg

Image of a cute plushie egg next to a lamb — My friend gave me a cute egg

Image of half of a sign. The words read 'Westo, Please drive' — Jokes on them, I don't have a license

Image of a plushie rat and monkey in separate glass boxes — This is their life now

Image of the cute plushie egg about to blown off a bridge — Pictures taken moments before disaster

Image of cute plushie egg narrowly avoiding a watery demise, at the base of the bridge — Disaster

A collection of cuddly toys, including a pikachu, llama with a hat, an egg and a big blue gopher. There is also a picture of the blue gopher and a c++ book — I climbed down and got the egg back. Please ignore the eyebrows. Don't tell my friend or the authorities

A brown shoe attached to a leg with blue jeans — Different shoe on right leg

Picture of glasses hanging from a railing — Glasses, but for your eyes

Picture of a chocolate cake — Tasted worse than it looks

Picture of one of more depressing meals I've created that I wish to never make again — Tasted exactly how it looks

Picture of a frying pan with being measured with a measuring tape — It's a drying pan

Picture of a spiky leafed plant — Plant gang

Picture of a keyhole — I suppose in a way, we're all keyholes

Picture of a long-necked dinosaur — Dinosaur photobomb

Picture of a wood block connected to some cloth with nails sticking out of it, underneath a sofa — Yes, those are nails. Yes, I discovered this the hard way.

Pictures of movie posters replaces with cartoon owls — Owl!

Picture of a street with a rainbow at the end coming down from the clouds — Ok, I might keep this one

Sculpture of the Nativity Scene in a shopping mall — Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! What's going on here?

There were more, but I'm sure this page is already hell-ish to load.

Next week's the retrospective. Maybe. Have a happy holiday!